Hypocritic Oath

Don't go into labor today, it's a holiday Antoinette.

Well America we've rounded the corner and are now heading into Fall🧣. The number of days left that will be hotter than two foxes😻 fornicating in a forest fire are few and apparently we have no reason left to worry about rising sea levels due to global warming...I mean climate change...I mean climate disruption... well we will have disruptions with another hurricane🌪 like we get every year, and the climate is about to change temporarily... going from fall and then to winter, but don't worry climate affirmers... global warming will resume next spring. Cheers 🥂. But it's Monday, so don't labor over that, 😆 anyway... hurricane Dorian notwithstanding... according to former prez, now multi-gazillionaire 💰who once said, "Rising sea levels threaten every coastline. … The science is beyond dispute and the facts are clear. Sea levels are rising. Coastlines are shrinking,”🏝...it is now "safe to go back [near] the water."🦈

 That's because after a lifetime working on the public dime, he has decided to avoid the hassles of making hotel reservations etc every year when he wants to vacay in Martha's Vineyard🍇 with friends and family, so he and the wife purchased a 15$ million ocean front compound to complement their modest 8$ mil DC residence🏰. And since you'll be there often I suspect, "you're gonna need a bigger boat." 🛳What's important here is that it's now obvious that whatever directives #44 issued worked. After all, BO knows! Nobody would waste millions of tax payer dollars in what would be characterized as a swamp🐊 would they? 🤔 So obviously the threat of global warming, rising tides, Jurrasic Park redux🦖 are no more and BO and MO, Al G, Leo DC, Bernie Feels, et al don't need to worry about carbon footprints with their multiple homes and frequent private flyer miles. ✈Whew, glad that threat is over. And in case you may have thought I was being sarcastic about anything that may seem hypocritical🤔... anyways, let me tell you a story that is appropriate for Labor Day. I'm all for taking your talents to Martha's Vineyard, Miami, Chappaqua, private Caribbean islands🏖... anywhere you think you can make a buck💵. Turn your name, your ability, your talent, your inventiveness and your entrepreneurial spirit into a livelihood and profit. This is America🇺🇸 and we were built on the work ethic. In fact it's really the 8th sacrament, though in some it may be hard to discern. However, what we don't want is an oligarchy or plutocracy who hypocritically admonish, limit, cajole and force everyone else to toe the line while they laugh all the way to the bank. 👎We're Americans, not sheep🐑. The only way to KAG after our forefathers MAG is to limit government, maintain individual rights, and be self sufficient of government control. It's also a good idea to stop playing the part of victim... that's for soccer players! We're Americans... it's our right to make fun of anyone and everything. That's what democracy means. Everyone is fair game, so enough with the fake victimization, the nazi like pc controls, the phony threats of harmful words and murderous statues, and the walking on egg shells so as not to offend anyone... get offended, laugh it off, offend back then buy a round!🍺 That's how guys have been communicating with each other forever. There's enough hypocrisy with our government officials, TMZ types and social media pontificators that we don't need us real laborers to fall in line. That would be retarded! Yeah I said it! Don't get your panties in a bunch Sally! Yeah #metoo. And we don't need an alphabet soup of contrived identities. You got men (if you don't know I'll tell you how to find out🙈) and you got women (if you don't know I'll show you how to find out😉) what you do and with whom you do it...BFD... but like EVERYONE ELSE you're fair game for being made fun of, or as I like to say, having fun with. Just ask Dave Chappelle if you don't know how to do it... or just observe a couple guys (not afflicted with VD... victimhood disease) getting together after not seeing each other for awhile. It would probably go something like this: "Hey a$$hole how ya been? Screw you and don't touch the jacket... cost more than your house! By the way, how's your wife and my kid? Yeah right, that would mean you'd actually have to grow a pair douche! Good to see you, let's grab a beer." Cheers🍻. See no need to see a therapist, stage a protest, wear black👤 and a mask and attack someone else for your frailties. All you need is sense of humor, a good bartender🍸 and a little gumption to take care of yourself. Leave the cry babies on the pitch⚽️, it's time for blood on the gridiron🏈, tight sweaters👅, and today let's celebrate the labor that has made America great. Put lots of lighter fluid on those coals, get the fire big🔥, then let's char some meat🥩 and drink a few beers🍻. You've worked hard and you deserve it... besides, you only have to make it through 4 days this week. So pop the top, turn the music up🎶, and if you're cooking out near the coast be careful of dangerous Scorpions🦂, they'll Rock you like a Hurricane...

The night is calling, I have to go
The wolf is hungry, he runs the show
He's licking his lips, he's ready to win
On the hunt tonight for love at first sting

Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane (are you ready, baby?)
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane (come on, come on, baby)
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane