Wow. What knockers!

Remember as the Germans like to say, "thirst is only beautiful when accompanied by beer" Antoinette. 

Well jungen und mädchen it's September and you know what that means...ja est ist Oktoberfest! Of course that's the great thing about Oktoberfest...it's so good they actually start it in September and celebrate for over 2 weeks. The krauts 🇩🇪don't do things by half measure just ask the Frogs!🇨🇵. Or better yet, take a look at the size of their enormous steins.🙈 Size matters! Just ask Inga, Ooph. Eine Maß bitte.🍺 It's a good thing it starts early because we certainly need something to wash away the lunacy in our world. In fact it's not just the Germans who have been guilty of bullying. Just try having what would generally be called a normal opinion and face the wrath of those LGBTQXPALIDOCIOUS bullies. For instance if you happen to support family values, christianity and want to open a delicious chicken🐓 restaurant in Toronto you'll get shouted at, and threatened, and bullied by "singles" of lunatics like what Chik-fil-A experienced in Toronto.🇨🇦 They even went so far as to stage a "die-in"...maybe if they were protesting cholesterol one could sympathize, but have you seen a photo of them... they need to eat a chicken sandwich and please find the sun.🌞 Pale, emaciated and ashen is no way to go through life... those are zombies🧟‍♂️! Talk about unhealthy looking. And what those little worms 🐛don't realize is Chik-fil-A tastes great with beer. Prosit🍻! Besides, "a worm...with very few exceptions... is not a human being."🤡 More lunacy for you and this time from the ivory tower. American University hired a professor to "woke" their professors on how to grade based on their "labor" rather than their writing ability. Obviously, assessing one on their writing ability is racist and promotes "white language supremacy."🤯 Not sure why those hollyweirders paid all that money to get into ho hum schools. They could just pay the 50 grand tuition for American U and never worry about grades at all.  Not holding anyone accountable for anything would solve the problem too right?🤔 Of course then there would be no need for schools or universities. Hmm, not sure they thought that through. "Whose brain🧠...Abby someone... Abby normal... that's it...abnormal!" What ratards! Good news though... do you know what Oktoberfest and universities have in common? Beer! Und frauleins! Sehr gut! Bier mich!#metoo 

Don't worry kinder this fest lasts two weeks so there's plenty more craziness. Just look at the human toilet bowl🚽 formerly known as California. That's a special kind of lunacy. They don't call it la la land for nothing.🥳🤯🤓🤡 Because of the California lunacy laws encouraging illegal immigrants👽, criminals on the lam🤥, addicts💊 and the homeless🛒 to call Cali home... the Golden State now faces a scheisse storm💩. It's so bad that dogs🐕 are now being trained to clean up after their human... just kidding... they have volunteer humans for that! Crap is crappy💩 but at least it's not against the law in the land out yonder... it's those damn straws for children that suck and will get you life in the pokey.👌 Some enterprising restaurateur should invent a straw that looks like a syringe then California will have to approve them. 💉Actually, there is a "smartphone"📱 app in San Fran called snapcrap🙊 where if you come upon some unclaimed poopoo you can snap send the photo to the 5 member poop patrol 🚔who will be more than happy to come flush the problem. Haha... yeah right. Funny isn't it that humans (not me) don't think twice about picking up some hundescheisse💩 with a plastic bag... but volkscheisse...nein? "Wait master it might be dangerous... you go first." I think I'm having a nachtmare... and I know I'm having another beer🍺. Actually, better bump me up to a schnapps 🍸because the real lunacy is coming. The kind of lunacy that would make the German reichsminister Goebbels happy... the propaganda police better known as the press📰...wait... actually this is a fest... so no since dwelling on that lunacy of lying and jaundiced journalists... it's time to strike up the oompah band and have fun. And if the looney media wants to be relevant and useful, maybe they can spread their Old Gray Lady Times or the Washington Compost newspaper around the streets of California and potty train those people. The rest of us will go to the fest, drink our fill🍻, use the facilities🚽, enjoy "seven or eight quick ones 😉then out with the boys." Maybe even experiment with a little schwartzbier. Und remember in that case, "it goes without saying that you would have an enormous schwanzschtücker." 🥒Now we better get out of here before they send the angry villagers with pitchforks ⛏after us. Schnell to the beer halls where believe it or not you can always hear a Diamond💎, just Neil and listen to Sweet Caroline

Where it began, I can't begin to knowing
But then I know it's growing strong
Was in the spring
Then spring became the summer
Who'd have believed you'd come along

Hands, touching hands
Reaching out, touching me, touching you

Sweet Caroline bum bum bum
Good times never seemed so good