Fly me to the moon!

If you check yourself into the hokey pokey rehab center, can you turn yourself around Antoinette? 

Well boys and girls and anybody else thinking the apocalypse is upon us... here's a few signs that the sky is falling though maybe not for the reasons you think so you may as well pop the top on some refreshing adult beverages🍺. Of course it is the end of time... in the government's 🏛💱 fiscal year that is which just means it's only a matter of time ⏳before the next budget impasse over how to spend money we don't have... hold onto your wallet.! 💰He who controls the money💵... controls!👊 Of course the real threat of an apocalypse is the lunacies🤪 of the few being forced down the throat of the masses with the complicity of a large propaganda tool, media and big government, in order to take control of EVERYTHING!😈 You're gonna probably want to refill  your glass for this.🍸Let's start with child abuse... yeah I know right?  "How dare you. I'll never forgive you!" But really, what else do you call it when you take a mentally unstable Swedish girl🇸🇪 with aspergers syndrome, excessive anxieties and OCD disorders and exploit her fears🧟‍♀️ to get across "your" (the supposed adults in the room) green political agenda...that by any level headed adult rationale would destroy the world economy, do next to nothing in changing whatever climatic changes are occurring, not even include the 2 biggest polluters China🇨🇳 and India🇮🇳, but definitely cede control of just about everything to the nefarious group known as globalist🕴. Seeing how America is making the most progress in the world at cleaning up its messes #MAGA, I say just leave the eurotrash to the euros💶. Nobody likes trash and pollution🚯, and everyone likes jobs and a good economy🏭 and in the US🇺🇸 we've been evolving towards a better relationship between the two without doomsayers and loss of individual rights⚖. If the powers that be really thought the world was gonna end in 12 years, or is it 10 now?... the O'bammas wouldn't be building beach houses🏖. Besides, the same scientists that comprise the so called 97%👨‍🔬 have been 0-41🙈🙉🙊 on their predictions since scientists got into the Nostradumbas business 50 years ago.  

https://cei.org/blog/wrong-again-50-years-failed-eco-pocalyptic-predictions 

I'm thinking that even if I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed I might stop listening to the advice before I got to 42 in a row wrong🤔...and to think the prediction is supposed to be more valid by sending out a 16 year old nervous Nellie😢 isn't going to fly. If you're not old enough to drink👶, then you certainly aren't old enough to take advice from because everyone knows booze increases your intelligence...I think!🤔 At least I always feel smarter. 🍺👨‍🎓And while we adults appreciate the earnestness of the Greta's, and 2nd amendment expert David Hogg's of the world, "wouldn't it be nice if..." attitude,  we'll just pat you on the head and say thank you for your concern, and tell you to go clean your room as a good first step in greening the planet and stop playing violent video games or watching Hollywood movies to learn how to behave. You're kids... enjoy it! And for you adults propping up these stooges...stop acting like kids! Now more signs the apocalypse is upon us. The 👌 sign is now a hate sign according to the ADL. Apparently, one of the three white supremacists🙊🙉🙈 left in America used the sign to acknowledge another member about whether or not he was able to get ahold of the third member to come to their rally...ok! Let's ban it🚫. And might as well ban a few more statues🗿, place names and for God's sake, get that racist Laura Ingalls Wilder👵 name off that book award📚🏆 and please ban Little House on the Prairie from all libraries🏛! What were we thinking all these years? Better fire up all the book burning furnaces 🔥so we can be more liberal and less hateful! Then send out masked antifa🤬 nimrods to quell any displeasure. Maybe it's time to remember what Ronnie #40 said, "If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the form of liberalism."🤔 Just curious, but I wonder if the extended middle finger is on the ADL's hate sign list? How about all the gang signs? Hmm. In other lunacies, but far less apocalyptic we have the fate of Tekashi 6ix9ine to ponder. Apparently, rapper Daniel Hernandez needed more street cred than face tats, hair dye, a ridiculous name and rainbow grills🤡 can provide so he decided to become a gang banging, drug dealing low life criminal. And when he got caught and charged decided to add snitch to the resume📃. But that's not the funny part... that comes when he says he will go into witness protection. Huh? You seen this cat🙀? 

Where they gonna put him...with a flock of macaws🦜, clown camp🤡⛺, a perpetual rainbow pride protest🌈? See kids that's why you  think long and hard before getting tattooed, especially over your face and along with a rainbow plated grill. Not to mention if you're gonna join a gang of drug dealing💉💊 murderous 🗡imbeciles try not to be a snitch🤫. Like Snoop reminded people about Martha Stewart not snitching, " Baby girl kept it 10 toes down and ate that prison sentence by herself, like the true baddie she is.” That ain't no drizzle,  Dogg! Well now T69 has decided to forgo witness protection... that should probably end well! 🙈And less we forget... more bad news from Russia🇷🇺... except this time it's not collusion it's collision! A Russian naval boat🚢 was attacked and sunk by a walrus! Some suggested that the ship entered its breeding ground or possibly threatened it's young. I'm betting that it will soon be proven it was global warming🌡. Oh well, maybe it's time to take that space elevator to the moon that those Columbia University students are designing👨‍🚀👩‍🚀 for a little vacay away from these lunacies. But I was wondering,  who do you call if you get stuck?🤔 Hmm, anyway plenty of time for a little elevator hanky panky💋 though so choose your co-riders carefully! 😜 And the good news is if you're gonna have to listen to elevator music for that long, it's always good to have plenty to drink🍸and a little Sinatra for the ride, so Frank Fly Me To The Moon...🚀

Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like on
A-Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me

Fill my heart with song and let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you