Historical Hysteria
According to the #AOC if you drink Dos Equis you won't get the Corona virus Antoinette.
If you thought last Tuesday was fat, wait til you get a look at this Tuesday... today... Super Tuesday... now that's phat! Thats right boys and girls, it's an historically big day for the Republic. The big tent party we call the DNC, who tries to be all things to all people from communists, to communist sympathizers, to communist pretenders (socialists), safe place and free stuff seekers, automotonophobists and logophobists, SJWs and of course those with TDS are going a long way in deciding whether they can get their candidate honestly through an open primary system or will they have to resort to a brokered convention which just means a swamp creature wins not named #Berniefeels. Might be time to join Nancy in her bottomless glass of Chardonnay.🥂 Just a thought but maybe if the Dems spent more time on seeking a worthy candidate instead of throwing a temper tantrum over the last election and putting all their eggs in the impeachment hoax basket, they'd be in better shape.🤔 Well perhaps they've latched onto something now though... people getting flu during flu season.😀🤩😛 If they can just turn this virus into a Super virus of biblical proportions then maybe one of their septuagenarians can beat the current office holder septuagenarian. Unlikely from the look of things, but who knows? If they get their wish for America and millions die of the Corona virus, or the Corona virus with a touch of lyme disease
and the stock market plunges, and the country enters into economic catastrophe, and Lil Kim shoots a missile🚀 at somebody, and the polar ice caps melt💧 then maybe they can win the election with who they've brought to the table and their dreams will come true. Like Obamanista, Rahm Emanuel, said "never let a good crisis go to waste." So with the concerted aid of their MSM shills📰, and in the grand tradition of Jussie Smollett🤳🏿, it's time to create a crisis. This is actually a different take on the "wag the dog" theory and you're probably gonna want to refill🍺. Besides, alcohol kills germs!🍸 In fact I recommend going 2 fisted... keeps your hands germ free🍻. Ok let's look at the newest hysteria being hyped by anyone who will benefit. A strain of flu originating in China🇨🇳 where it emanated from either a leaked military experiment🔬, a bad bowl of bat soup🦇🍛, possibly a ploy to scatter the Hong Kong protestors, or 2020's version of the Steele Dossier📕 created to affect an election outcome with foreign help. Wait that sounds familiar!🤔 Anyway, a couple of countries, and a few cities around the world 🌏have self quarantined. No school, no travel, no big conferences and no, "hey wanna a sip from my glass?" Of course this also throws a ringer in the love life department of indiscriminate hook-ups🙈🙉🙊. Ain't nobody got time for kissing this😷. Actually, a pandemic is a bad thing. It just seems at least at this point that we are reacting hysterically. Up to now 6 people have passed in the USA because of this though all were already very sick before contracting which is usually the case with fatal flu's. The CDC, much to the chagrin of the political opportunists say it's being handled well and that they respond exactly the same way no matter who is president... ouch! That had to hurt. Let's try and put this in perspective. First of all, stop naming every sickness, storm, scandalgate, e.t.c. If this still referred to by its real name, COVID-19, nobody would be panicky. But giving a quaint name to diseases drives meme revenue wherever that comes from, and possibly political and so called news type people's career. So like the SARS epidemic and Swine flu epidemic in recent years, worldwide hysteria has ensued. But the truth is 10s of thousand of people worldwide die annually from the old run of the mill flu. The other flu shot flus have killed 16,000 Americans so far this flu season. According to the CDC 61,000 Americans died in the 2017-18 season. Back in 2003 when the Chinese born SARS scare was all the rage, 774 people worldwide passed. In '09, the WHO raised the threat level for the Swine flu🐽to the maximum phase 6. That year 12,269 Americans died because of it. The next year 37,000 Americans died from the regular flu and 43,000 the next year. So I guess truthfully, if you name them less people will die... however if you play your cards right you can blame it on your political opponent, crash the economy, and ruin a beer that makes you think of a warm, sunny day at the beach.
Whoa! Hold on there fella. That's where I draw the line. When your silly hysteria impinges upon my drinking schedule then it's time to stop. 🍺Salud! Stop panicking people🚫. Stop causing them to fort up at home after emptying the milk, bread and toilet paper aisle. The Canadian rag, The Globe and Mail, said that somebody somewhere heard from a guy who knows a guy's aunt's brother that 40%-70% of the world's adults will be infected... maybe. Of course they don't tell you that 99+% of those infected will be just fine. As is the case with the other flus. As always wash your hands and drink lots of alcohol... you'll be fine🍾. What you should be hysterical about is that people are running for government as communists, that there are politicians that want American to fail to better their political chances, that our government and corresponding debt are way too large, that in this day and age there are still places where happy hour doesn't start until 5:00, and the overabundance of hyperbole like the need to call everything an existential threat, or Hitler, or stupid words like acculturation, whatever'denier and all the rest. That 💩 has to stop. 🤚 In fact, I say it's time to get all the Kinks out and more importantly Stop Your Sobbing...
If you thought last Tuesday was fat, wait til you get a look at this Tuesday... today... Super Tuesday... now that's phat! Thats right boys and girls, it's an historically big day for the Republic. The big tent party we call the DNC, who tries to be all things to all people from communists, to communist sympathizers, to communist pretenders (socialists), safe place and free stuff seekers, automotonophobists and logophobists, SJWs and of course those with TDS are going a long way in deciding whether they can get their candidate honestly through an open primary system or will they have to resort to a brokered convention which just means a swamp creature wins not named #Berniefeels. Might be time to join Nancy in her bottomless glass of Chardonnay.🥂 Just a thought but maybe if the Dems spent more time on seeking a worthy candidate instead of throwing a temper tantrum over the last election and putting all their eggs in the impeachment hoax basket, they'd be in better shape.🤔 Well perhaps they've latched onto something now though... people getting flu during flu season.😀🤩😛 If they can just turn this virus into a Super virus of biblical proportions then maybe one of their septuagenarians can beat the current office holder septuagenarian. Unlikely from the look of things, but who knows? If they get their wish for America and millions die of the Corona virus, or the Corona virus with a touch of lyme disease
and the stock market plunges, and the country enters into economic catastrophe, and Lil Kim shoots a missile🚀 at somebody, and the polar ice caps melt💧 then maybe they can win the election with who they've brought to the table and their dreams will come true. Like Obamanista, Rahm Emanuel, said "never let a good crisis go to waste." So with the concerted aid of their MSM shills📰, and in the grand tradition of Jussie Smollett🤳🏿, it's time to create a crisis. This is actually a different take on the "wag the dog" theory and you're probably gonna want to refill🍺. Besides, alcohol kills germs!🍸 In fact I recommend going 2 fisted... keeps your hands germ free🍻. Ok let's look at the newest hysteria being hyped by anyone who will benefit. A strain of flu originating in China🇨🇳 where it emanated from either a leaked military experiment🔬, a bad bowl of bat soup🦇🍛, possibly a ploy to scatter the Hong Kong protestors, or 2020's version of the Steele Dossier📕 created to affect an election outcome with foreign help. Wait that sounds familiar!🤔 Anyway, a couple of countries, and a few cities around the world 🌏have self quarantined. No school, no travel, no big conferences and no, "hey wanna a sip from my glass?" Of course this also throws a ringer in the love life department of indiscriminate hook-ups🙈🙉🙊. Ain't nobody got time for kissing this😷. Actually, a pandemic is a bad thing. It just seems at least at this point that we are reacting hysterically. Up to now 6 people have passed in the USA because of this though all were already very sick before contracting which is usually the case with fatal flu's. The CDC, much to the chagrin of the political opportunists say it's being handled well and that they respond exactly the same way no matter who is president... ouch! That had to hurt. Let's try and put this in perspective. First of all, stop naming every sickness, storm, scandalgate, e.t.c. If this still referred to by its real name, COVID-19, nobody would be panicky. But giving a quaint name to diseases drives meme revenue wherever that comes from, and possibly political and so called news type people's career. So like the SARS epidemic and Swine flu epidemic in recent years, worldwide hysteria has ensued. But the truth is 10s of thousand of people worldwide die annually from the old run of the mill flu. The other flu shot flus have killed 16,000 Americans so far this flu season. According to the CDC 61,000 Americans died in the 2017-18 season. Back in 2003 when the Chinese born SARS scare was all the rage, 774 people worldwide passed. In '09, the WHO raised the threat level for the Swine flu🐽to the maximum phase 6. That year 12,269 Americans died because of it. The next year 37,000 Americans died from the regular flu and 43,000 the next year. So I guess truthfully, if you name them less people will die... however if you play your cards right you can blame it on your political opponent, crash the economy, and ruin a beer that makes you think of a warm, sunny day at the beach.
Whoa! Hold on there fella. That's where I draw the line. When your silly hysteria impinges upon my drinking schedule then it's time to stop. 🍺Salud! Stop panicking people🚫. Stop causing them to fort up at home after emptying the milk, bread and toilet paper aisle. The Canadian rag, The Globe and Mail, said that somebody somewhere heard from a guy who knows a guy's aunt's brother that 40%-70% of the world's adults will be infected... maybe. Of course they don't tell you that 99+% of those infected will be just fine. As is the case with the other flus. As always wash your hands and drink lots of alcohol... you'll be fine🍾. What you should be hysterical about is that people are running for government as communists, that there are politicians that want American to fail to better their political chances, that our government and corresponding debt are way too large, that in this day and age there are still places where happy hour doesn't start until 5:00, and the overabundance of hyperbole like the need to call everything an existential threat, or Hitler, or stupid words like acculturation, whatever'denier and all the rest. That 💩 has to stop. 🤚 In fact, I say it's time to get all the Kinks out and more importantly Stop Your Sobbing...
It is time for you to stop all of your sobbin'
Yes, it's time for you to stop all of your sobbin', uh huh
There's one thing you gotta do
To make me still want you
Yes, it's time for you to stop all of your sobbin', uh huh
There's one thing you gotta do
To make me still want you
You gotta stop your sobbin' now
Yeah, stop it, stop it
You gotta stop your sobbin' now
Yeah, stop it, stop it
You gotta stop your sobbin' now
It is time for you to laugh instead of cryin'
Yes, it's time for you to laugh so keep on trying, uh huh
There's one thing you gotta do
To make me still want you
Yes, it's time for you to laugh so keep on trying, uh huh
There's one thing you gotta do
To make me still want you
You gotta stop your sobbin' now
Yeah, stop it, stop it
You gotta stop your sobbin' now
Yeah, stop it, stop it
You gotta stop your sobbin' now
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