Don't be a Twit!

Remember to never hit another person in anger unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it Antoinette. 

Well America just one score minus seven years ago all the Twits in America and the rest of the world got a pulpit from which to share all their wisdom in 140 characters or less. Presumably since so many had so much wisdom to share the Twit leadership decided to expand their bloviating to 280 characters🗣. Of course there's nothing inherently wrong with this it's just that the combination of unlimited freedom of instantaneous expression without filters or consideration, protection of views because of the defense of the internet "firewall" and mom's basement has made the amount of caca💩 one must wade through to get to anything meaningful daunting to say the least🤪. In the old days there were built in safeguards. If you said something stupid you got laughed at🤣, ignored🙈, or punched in the mouth🤕 depending. So at least you had to take a moment and consider the consequences🤔. Like Iron Mike Tyson said, "everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth!"🥊 Let's test the conviction of your words in a crowded room. If you want to shriek like a banshee👾, or say something really stupid🤪 then do it openly. Of course we're all adults here because we are allowed to drink adult beverages🍸 which means we should have developed a filter by now, understand right and wrong and realize the truth in what Abraham Lincoln🎩 said, "you can't trust everything you see on the internet." 🤥Speaking of adult beverages btw, "hey bartender #AOC, I'll take a Hendricks martini, dry, 3 olives! 

"What's that? Hendricks is gin. Dry means little to no vermouth. What? Hold up your hand. Fold down your thumb and pointer finger... then put 1 olive for each of the fingers you have left. Forget it... I'll take a Budweiser🍺. No worries... I'll open it." Where was I?  Oh yeah... the twittersphere can be fun, informative, entrepreneurial etc., but it also proves that more often than not people should just shut up. Just because you have something to say doesn't mean you should... but when you do... take a day, think about it... then hopefully you'll forget about it because nobody cares anyway. It's just become the playground for every nitwit to express their moral outrage, pontificate on their righteousness, and virtue signal their saintliness. FYI, the only time VS is an attractive moniker is when we're talking Victoria Secret models👙, not virtue signalers... God ain't counting "likes!" 👍And just because you shout abusive epithets at people doesn't make it so🤫. In fact cyber bullying, name calling and internet shaming has become so ridiculous that neighborhood bullies look like altar boys in comparison👼. Now, anyone with an opinion not their own is immediately shouted down🤐 as racist, Hitler, phobic, sexist, genderist, and sometimes even a Patriot fan. (Think Edvard Munch, 😱) This trait is not only one side or the other politically speaking, but the oxymoronic "progressive" left has taken it to the nth degree. The only thing that matters is the "noise" created, not doing any good for the fellow man. It's like planned obsolescence for politics... keep everyone miserable, create bogeymen everywhere, and perpetuate it so you can win elections by blaming somebody somewhere for something even if it's absurd. And if that doesn't work open the borders and prisons to gain more voters by promising "free" stuff that will never be delivered and would never be enough,  and at the expense of others while you milk the system for millions so you can live behind your gated (walled) community.🙈🙉🙊 We call these people Limousine liberals🚗. You know the supposedly educated, moral preeners who will take care of the masses because they are the only ones capable. Think socialist👎. And the only thing you need to create socialism are sheep🐑.  Then the mock outraged, virtue signaling, hypocritical poseurs who pretend to care about the truly needy, but actually just enslave them and use them for cannon fodder so they can maintain their control and keep the sheep agitated. For instance, presently the perpetually unfiltered Trump provoked a new Twitter war by blasting 💣some freshman congresswomen for their faux political knowledge about... well actually anything. Not to mention they pretend to not love America but you couldn't actually pay them enough to leave🖐. Because these junior class first alternate treasurers are victims that check the boxes of multiple victims, and the Twitter world is aghast. This is racism! They like to pretend the attack on "the sistas of the if I only had a brain socialistas" to "go back and fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came." Then they can return and show us how it's done. Now Trump has no filter nor a sock to put in it when he needs it most. But we do know he loves America at least. However,  this doesn't stop respondents crying racism etc because the "sistas" are non white." You get #IlhanOmar from Somalia via Minnesota, #reppressly from urban Boston, #rashidatlaib Palestinian American from Detroit, and #AOC the conquistador namesake representing the Bronx and Queens though she's never actually been seen living in her district. Now I think we can all assume that where these do gooders come from aren't in the best shape by any definition. We also know that they have formed a sisterhood which gives them their group identity. However, the blast from Trump is being condemned as racially motivated. Which race? How about just an attack on stupid! Read anything they say and you'll know why. Same reason Party leadership is telling them to "Please, shut up."  It's like John winger... Stupid! Stupid! When you're political platform is just too call every normal person in America a racist, sexist or some kind of phobe while hypocritically cashing in... then we know it's just about power and the need to perpetuate the misery while pretending to care. Now the Party is beginning to look like the Donner Party...or in keeping with Bastille day... the reign of terror...with everyone eating their own. You have the old school out of touch corrupt but politically savvy wing of the party at odds with the new, out of their mind, but politically energetic radicals trying to lead the party over the cliff. This is where their policy of hate comes back to bite them in their Donkey. Now in some ways there's a delicious Schadenfreude to this... but in reality we're all in this together. We didn't "beat those commie s.o.bs" and defeat their ideology to become them..."We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!"  We're the best... and it's time to remember that and what we can do together. So how about some tweets celebrating the 50th anniversary of the moon landing this week🚀🌛. Done only by one country🇺🇸, speaking American and by the country using the Imperial system of weights and measures... none of that metric stuff🤙. The only country to have played golf on the moon🏌️‍♂️. (Lots of bunkers though... you gotta be straight!) So let's filter our Twitter. Use it for updates, informative tidbits, and funny things that make our day happier. Remember that everybody wants basically the same thing, just disagree on how best to get there. There's more good than bad, and the moon landings, whether they were staged or not👨‍🚀, prove Americans can do whatever we set our minds to accomplishing. So let's not clash, let's Clash... and I think all real Americans know the answer to this question... Should I stay, or should I go

This indecision's bugging me (esta indecisión me molesta)
If you don't want me, set me free (si no me quieres, librarme)
Exactly whom I'm supposed to be (dígame que tengo ser)
Don't you know which clothes even fit me? (sabes que ropa me quedra)
Come on and let me know (me tienes que decir)
Should I cool it or should I blow? (me debo ir o quedarme)

Split

Should I stay or should I go now? (yo me enfrió o lo soplo)
Should I stay or should I go now? (yo me enfrió o lo soplo)
If I go there will be trouble (si me voy va a haber peligro)
And if I stay it will be double (si me quedo sera el doble)
So ya gotta let me know (me tienes que decir)
Should I cool it or should I blow? (me debo ir o quedarme)

Should I stay or should I go now? (tengo frío por los ojos)
If I go there will be trouble (si me voy va haber peligro)
And if I stay it wil be double (si me quedo sera el doble)
So ya gotta let me know me tienes que decir
Should I stay or should I go?