Politically Uncorrect

You can't drink all week unless you start on Monday Antoinette. 

Well good morning America. I sure hope you woke up woke this morning because otherwise you're standing on the digital precipice💻. It's only Monday, but you may want to start with something strong to drink to get you through this... 🍸

and what I mean is one more example of being politically uncorrect!😱 So just in case you thought the coming of the digital age would level the playing field for economic, ethnic and gender inequalities♀️♂️ and make it safe to leave the basement and enter the big, bad, world where the sun shines🌞, carbon is dispensed🌬, and germs are shared 🗣(otherwise known as mother nature's🌎 vaccines)... well guess again! What's more is that now it's unsafe to be in your basement or driving your car🚗 as well because if you are you will be further subjugated to yet another form of terrorism... PTSD! Patriarchal Technological Sexist Digitization! You read that right. Males👤 are using their digit to pin women down, and not in the fun way.🙈😉 If you're a female you have another fight on your hand😡, and if you're a woke, Virtual Signaling Male you'll have to apologize again for something somebody did somewhere at sometime whether you had something to do with it or you just want to share your angst with other social justice warriors😰 over a made up affliction to show your weakness and feminine sensibility🧚‍♂️ by virtue signaling(VS). The rest of us will just laugh at the inanity. 😂But seriously, if over the years you've wondered about the efficacy of the United Nations... you need not wonder any longer. Apparently the real danger of technology is not a dystopian world of Big Brother, or a world ruled by automatons, or government agencies monitoring all your communications, or Google, Facebook and Amazon bombarding you with ads cuz you happened to look up the price of a new putter (the golf kind 🏌️‍♂️not the I wanna switch teams kind)🙊. The real danger according to a just published 142 page report prepared by UNESCO in cooperation with the German government presumably led by Frau Blucher 🧙‍♀️🐎...hhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllaaaaaaaaarrrrrrryyyyyyy (talk about a nachtmare, #ImWithHered), and a coalition of government agencies, non profits and other entities with nothing better to do is that voice assistants like Siri, Alexa and Cortana aren't mere artificial intelligence tools to ease the drudgery of living in the first world, but are actually insidious tools developed by men and sometimes wo-men to reinforce the Male patriarchy. (Those are the ones who think VS when capitalized stands for really hot Victoria Secret 👙models who look nothing like the digital Siri, Alexa or Cortana and signal their virtues by wearing little...darn patriarchs don't even see their sexism, not to mention body shaming! I think I need another drink... hey Siri, beer me!🍺) Yup, you read that right! Their danger isn't that they're monitoring your behaviors like wives have traditionally done, yeah #metoo...it's that they reinforce the notion that women are there to do the bidding of men😲. How you might ask. Good question? Obviously, Siri and her pals have female voices and this sends "a signal that women are obliging, docile, eager to please helpers, available at the touch of a button or with a blunt voice command like hey or ok." Apparently, these digital assistants do not discourage digital flirtations or sexual harassment🤫. Huh? I think the UN needs to fund another big study on who exactly is harassing or flirting with Siri... geez people! No means no! So that now makes it LGBTQQIP2SAA(DA) 🏳️‍🌈for whom we have to give special regard and dispensation? If only these "female" digital assistants would stand up for themselves and give answers that show that feminine technology assistants are more than just "docile, eager to please helpers, available at the touch of the button or a voice command," so that the digital world will no longer fail "to encourage or model, let alone insist on healthy communications about sex and sexual consent!" So I shouldn't ask Alexa which is the best Bordeaux🍷 for a menage a trois? And if you're not busy stop by? Hmm. And to think I woke up today not even aware that this problem existed🙀. SMH. What's even worse apparently is that the report goes on to say that in this digital oppression, "the assistant holds no power of agency beyond what the commander asks of it. It answers commands and responds to queries no matter their tone or hostility!" Sacre Bleu! I guess they need to reprogram these assistants to respond, "don't you talk to me in that tone of voice! You'll be sleeping on the couch for the duration. Get your own damn beer!" Hmm, I was wondering what was taking Siri so long. What? They haven't been trained to fetch yet? How about laundry🙊? Cook👩‍🍳? They don't even do that thing... you know?😛🙉🙈🙊 What the...?🙁 Now if you are wondering why this would be a problem,  then obviously you aren't woke enough to see that this reinforces gender biases that women are subservient and  tolerant of poor treatment...and obviously have no ability to discern the difference between a piece of electronics that doesn't even look like an android and real women.😯 And for you men out there that look at these digital assistants with misogynistic and sexist attitudes...shame on you. They're not just some piece of...asymmetrical body of electric parts designed to do your bidding! Well actually...🤔. Not to worry though... UNESCO does offer a solution... more women in technology achieved by quotas, more government spending and funding for more worthless studies by UN officials so they can stay in New York and not have to return to their home country where they know how to treat women properly.🇮🇷 And to think all this time I thought it was just some piece of electronics that basically voiced wikipedia or Google results. I guess I'm a witless victim of this male patriarchy as well. Oh well, I guess I'm not woke and like Gretchen and Merle, still Politically Uncorrect 

I'm for the low man on the totem pole
And I'm for the underdog god bless his soul
And I'm for the guys still pulling third shift
And the single mom raising her kids
And I'm for the preacher who stay on their knees
And I'm for the sinner who finally believed
And I'm For the farmer with dirt on his hands
And the soldiers who fight for this land

And I'm for the bible
And I'm for the flag
And I'm for the working man
Me and Ol' hag
I'm just one of many who can't get no respect
Politically uncorrect