It's Summertime... Don't get Berned!

Drink responsibly! Be careful not to spill Antoinette. 

Well boys and girls it's the middle of June which means school's out😎, summer vacays are starting🏄‍♂️, and we're enjoying the longest week of the year in terms of daylight hours. What could be brighter than that? 🌞If you're glass isn't over half full thinking about frolicking at the beach and pool🏊‍♀️, drinking frozen beverages🍹, enjoying the sights that hot weather fashions provide👙, firecrackers💥, baseball⚾️, the 4th of July🇺🇸, and all the joys of summer then something is seriously wrong with you☹. Maybe you're afflicted with some dark and serious syndrome such as TDS😭. I think the proctologist can help with that😳. Or maybe you've gone into mourning over the possible candidates for the DNC in the 2020 election. You might need electric shock therapy to wake up from that mess🤯. Or maybe your glass is always half empty because your ism is an oxymoron🤪. Speaking of which the #AOC might think socialism is just the belief in a lifestyle of YOLO, Sunday Funday, Rosé All Day, flip cups and Bffs, and #IlhanOmar might think it's a good mix with islamism, bigamism, and financial fraudism, but #feelthebern knows its radicalism dressed up in sheep's clothing. In other words, socialism is communism for the slow learner🤔. Or as Buford T. Justice said more eloquently, "...that's nothing but pure and simple old fashioned communism." 

So in actuality it's an historically epic failed philosophy better named “miserable-ism”. A condition where the state owns all and your glass will always be more than half empty...just see Venezuela who recently had their best economic report in over a year...inflation dipped to below 1 million percent!😯 And just to be clear on this, Bernie Sanders main speech writer wrote about the coming Hugo Chavez economic miracle 6 years ago. Hmm, I thought they were 5 year plans?🤔 Why bring this up now you might be asking and ruin the Good Vibrations of summertime🌊. Well I'm glad you asked... let me pour myself some Hendricks to celebrate National Martini Day🍸 and explain. Professed communist🏴‍☠️, acclaimed snake oil salesman🐍 and capitalist millionaire💵, Bernie Sanders, gave a speech this week talking about the "benefits" of Democratic socialism and managed to keep a straight face while doing so😉. Surprisingly, nowhere in the speech did he make any mention of the 150 million deaths caused by communists dictatorships, the suspension of all freedoms our Bill of Rights protects, or the first hand testimonies of survivors from behind the iron curtain who seek to come to ‘Merica rather than China, Cuba or Venezuela. But not to worry says Sanders, the others just did it wrong and we should trust him to get it right. 🤥Of course right thinking people know that if you want to be on the right side of history then you just need to join the right minded to avoid being left...without a clue. Now we know Bernie has a soft spot for that border wall 🧱building country to keep their citizens from fleeing all the benefits of Marxist socialism, the Soviet Union...he honeymooned there💋. What could be more romantic than borscht, vodka, Siberian winter, and big brother KGB peering into your bedroom? Exactly. Anything! And what could be better than giving your vote, all your rights, all the money and all the power to a centralized authority with the word socialist in their title?(USSR, NAZI, Ba’ath, Pol Pot etc.) Again...Anything! I mean what’s the likelihood that power and money would ever corrupt? Yo man, like a hundred percent yo!💯 I know that when you’re young you have the "wouldn’t it be nice if" idea of the world..."if only this or that." But adulting for you youngsters and old commies alike carries a little responsibility. So buck up, pour yourself a stiff drink 🍸(no fireballs), research a little history and remember...nothing is free! Also remember that concentrating all the power and money is never good! The proposed world of Stalin contemporary, Bernie “do as I say, not as I do” Sanders leads to “1984”...when it’s always dark and gloomy. It's June and we should keep our outlook sunny, and remember that we defeated the evil empire, cast communism onto the trash heap of history, and now need to resolve to never let the ignorant, illiterate or insidiously evil transform us into something so abhorrent and deadly. Better Red (the good kind) than dead (the permanent kind). Now there's something you can take pride in this month! Speaking of baseball... The Who's on first, and this time we Won't Get Fooled Again...

I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
Get all my papers and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?

There's nothing in the street
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
The parting on the left
Is now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again

Don't want to get fooled again
No, no!

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss