Roots
I only got one rule and that's never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper... words to live by Antoinette.
So if the above rule is true then it would be the basis of my being... my root. What grounds me, keeps me focused and on the straight and narrow. In other words...a metaphor that has become an idiom. Like pulling yourself up from a bootstrap🥾, or laces...#AOC. Not meant to be taken literally necessarily, but certainly presumes at least a modicum of literacy don't you think Cortez? Oh yeah, I guess not. Does anyone find it ironic that a part time bartender became a member of Congress and doesn't comprehend the expression?🤔 Anyway, Roots are something to lay down both literally and figuratively. Afterall, if we don't we'd all be on that Open Road like a bunch of hobos👍.
Seeds would be wind surfing and there would be no plants🏜 left to suck that nasty CO2 out of the air preventing the root cause of global warming🌡. You know that climate event that elitist politicians, actors, swedish teenie boppers and assorted 1%ers rail against while riding around in their gas guzzlers🛥 and zipping around in their G6🛩? Speaking of which I think I need to fuel up...🍷. Now that gets to the root of the matter. And speaking of the root of all evil... no no no, not root canals🦷... I'm talking Hollyweird🧚🏼♂️🧚♀️. You know the land of fiction which as we know means untrue like the epic and entertaining work of fiction, Roots, based on Alex Haley's fictional memoir that was passed off as nonfiction... you know... not untrue! Sorry Kunte! Double negatives aside, Hollyweirders aren't necessarily the root of all evil👹 though they do often contain the twin sins of money and idleness. They live in la la land, so it's very hard for them to discern reality from Disney🤡. This is probably why they can't figure out that the root of the demise of Oscar viewership to the lowest level ever is because nobody needs to hear from someone who makes a living by being fake🎭 tell you how to live and what you should actually think. The other reason is they keep picking retarded movies for best picture🎞 that nobody watches... ever. The last few years movies named Birdman, Spotlight, Moonlight, The Shape of Water, and the subtitled Korean flick Parasite won the little statue. AYFKM? Subtitles? There's a foreign film category... do you know what that's for? Foreign films with subtitles. You know what didn't win... American Sniper, Hacksaw Ridge, Dunkirk and 1917. I think I need a Root Beer without the root🍺. Well Hollyweirders can live in their pretend world not rooted in reality, but the rest of us live in the real world which means our expectations need to be rooted in real life. Afterall we are the grass roots... the normal, sometimes even deplorable members of society that make the engine go🧰. The people who choose leaders to represent the views they were chosen to represent, not lord over us with their personal views that ironically tie into whatever interest group, power broker, pac fund, etc. that will benefit the swamp creatures🐊 most #pierredelecto. Of course grass roots also suggests power from the ground up. The kind of power that's supposedly the root of that famous Square, #Berniefeels. Of course you know the symbol for square root is the radical sign which seems appropriate to nutjobs🤪 worshipping at the altar of stupidity... socialism! Talk about the root of the world's evils not to mention hypocrisy. As we know hypocrisy is rooted in the Greek from the word for pretenders and dissemblers. You know like millionaire socialist politicians and high cheek boned white Squaw victims of the American Way with only a couple houses🏰 each because there's only so much money you can make on the public dime💰. Wake up America... time to eat a root vegetable like carrots🥕 so you can see clearly. I on the other hand will improve my clarity with a martini made from the grass roots like barley🍸. Ah... now I can see clearly👁. No more rooting around in the dung heap💩 of failed philosophies🇨🇺, false prophets, and doomsayers.
It's time to count our blessings, regale in our good fortunes, and root for the home team, #MAGA. 🇺🇸 This work week ends with VD. If you're like me and your glass is half full🍷 then you'll be celebrating that which is great with your special someone, celebrating life, eating chocolates, drinking wine🥂 and dancing the horizontal mambo🕺💃🛏. But if you're like the sourpusses who think the sky is falling, suffer from TDS, and have run out of safe spaces...
then your VD will require penicillin... metaphorically speaking. (What that means is you might not actually have a venereal disease #AOC... just figuratively... which means it's just a saying and not meant to be literal). America don't be a sourpuss. Don't be Nancy Negative and rip your life to shreds over your chardonnay glass being half empty... that's forever! Instead have a rootin tootin good time this week and stop crying over the spilled milk of a lost election. Buy yourself some candy hearts and red wine and share with someone special. Remember, the root of all evil is an empty wine glass and no prospects for the night. 💋😉 Speaking of metaphors and Valentine's Day sentiments, how about this love song from Banjo and Sullivan... I'm at home getting hammered...
We started in the morning, carried well into the night
Throwing dirty dishes with all our might
Sad commentary on a marriage that has failed
I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed
Well, the moral of this story is sad but true
I love to drink and she loves to screw
Hobo?s got a better life, riding on the rails
I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed
So if the above rule is true then it would be the basis of my being... my root. What grounds me, keeps me focused and on the straight and narrow. In other words...a metaphor that has become an idiom. Like pulling yourself up from a bootstrap🥾, or laces...#AOC. Not meant to be taken literally necessarily, but certainly presumes at least a modicum of literacy don't you think Cortez? Oh yeah, I guess not. Does anyone find it ironic that a part time bartender became a member of Congress and doesn't comprehend the expression?🤔 Anyway, Roots are something to lay down both literally and figuratively. Afterall, if we don't we'd all be on that Open Road like a bunch of hobos👍.
Seeds would be wind surfing and there would be no plants🏜 left to suck that nasty CO2 out of the air preventing the root cause of global warming🌡. You know that climate event that elitist politicians, actors, swedish teenie boppers and assorted 1%ers rail against while riding around in their gas guzzlers🛥 and zipping around in their G6🛩? Speaking of which I think I need to fuel up...🍷. Now that gets to the root of the matter. And speaking of the root of all evil... no no no, not root canals🦷... I'm talking Hollyweird🧚🏼♂️🧚♀️. You know the land of fiction which as we know means untrue like the epic and entertaining work of fiction, Roots, based on Alex Haley's fictional memoir that was passed off as nonfiction... you know... not untrue! Sorry Kunte! Double negatives aside, Hollyweirders aren't necessarily the root of all evil👹 though they do often contain the twin sins of money and idleness. They live in la la land, so it's very hard for them to discern reality from Disney🤡. This is probably why they can't figure out that the root of the demise of Oscar viewership to the lowest level ever is because nobody needs to hear from someone who makes a living by being fake🎭 tell you how to live and what you should actually think. The other reason is they keep picking retarded movies for best picture🎞 that nobody watches... ever. The last few years movies named Birdman, Spotlight, Moonlight, The Shape of Water, and the subtitled Korean flick Parasite won the little statue. AYFKM? Subtitles? There's a foreign film category... do you know what that's for? Foreign films with subtitles. You know what didn't win... American Sniper, Hacksaw Ridge, Dunkirk and 1917. I think I need a Root Beer without the root🍺. Well Hollyweirders can live in their pretend world not rooted in reality, but the rest of us live in the real world which means our expectations need to be rooted in real life. Afterall we are the grass roots... the normal, sometimes even deplorable members of society that make the engine go🧰. The people who choose leaders to represent the views they were chosen to represent, not lord over us with their personal views that ironically tie into whatever interest group, power broker, pac fund, etc. that will benefit the swamp creatures🐊 most #pierredelecto. Of course grass roots also suggests power from the ground up. The kind of power that's supposedly the root of that famous Square, #Berniefeels. Of course you know the symbol for square root is the radical sign which seems appropriate to nutjobs🤪 worshipping at the altar of stupidity... socialism! Talk about the root of the world's evils not to mention hypocrisy. As we know hypocrisy is rooted in the Greek from the word for pretenders and dissemblers. You know like millionaire socialist politicians and high cheek boned white Squaw victims of the American Way with only a couple houses🏰 each because there's only so much money you can make on the public dime💰. Wake up America... time to eat a root vegetable like carrots🥕 so you can see clearly. I on the other hand will improve my clarity with a martini made from the grass roots like barley🍸. Ah... now I can see clearly👁. No more rooting around in the dung heap💩 of failed philosophies🇨🇺, false prophets, and doomsayers.
It's time to count our blessings, regale in our good fortunes, and root for the home team, #MAGA. 🇺🇸 This work week ends with VD. If you're like me and your glass is half full🍷 then you'll be celebrating that which is great with your special someone, celebrating life, eating chocolates, drinking wine🥂 and dancing the horizontal mambo🕺💃🛏. But if you're like the sourpusses who think the sky is falling, suffer from TDS, and have run out of safe spaces...
then your VD will require penicillin... metaphorically speaking. (What that means is you might not actually have a venereal disease #AOC... just figuratively... which means it's just a saying and not meant to be literal). America don't be a sourpuss. Don't be Nancy Negative and rip your life to shreds over your chardonnay glass being half empty... that's forever! Instead have a rootin tootin good time this week and stop crying over the spilled milk of a lost election. Buy yourself some candy hearts and red wine and share with someone special. Remember, the root of all evil is an empty wine glass and no prospects for the night. 💋😉 Speaking of metaphors and Valentine's Day sentiments, how about this love song from Banjo and Sullivan... I'm at home getting hammered...
We started in the morning, carried well into the night
Throwing dirty dishes with all our might
Sad commentary on a marriage that has failed
I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed
Well, the moral of this story is sad but true
I love to drink and she loves to screw
Hobo?s got a better life, riding on the rails
I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed
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