#OKPC'er 👌
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups Antoinette.
Good morning boys and girls and if you're not sure just take a gander below the beltline... dangling♂️, non dangling♀️.🙈 Now that we are nearly a week into the new year🎉 it's a good time to review the previous year and resolve to do better this year. After all, we are in our 20s now and it's probably a good time to put away childish things. You're also old enough to drink which means act like it. You should also be well over your New Year's hangover so fill'em up! 🍸 Ok👌like the author of the above quote, George Carlin, I would like to call out stupid people for being stupid. Now of course I know that in modern restrictive parlance, stupid is the new "S" word. In fact today you can pretty much say the "seven dirty words you can't say on television" on television, but if you say stupid, or retarded you'll get the wrath of the pc crowd on you, suspended on Twitter, and if possible garroted on live YouTube or some other propaganda outlet. As adults we know when and where you can use those words. People don't make fun of people with real mental disabilities, except possibly Hollyweirders, #rickygervais #savage. And if they did they'd get their butt kicked by others around them. That's how you take care of that, while keeping the herd strong, and still protecting the disadvantaged. But what we've seen with growing regularity, and not the good fiber enriched kind💩, is the all out effort by stupid people to create victims in order to achieve some ulterior motive. 2019 saw the self proclaimed faux PC crowd ascend to the height of inanity. Their coordinated attacks on whatever fictitious outrage they pretended to feel achieved all time status in ridiculousness, which is ok in general, because hey, I'm a guy... ridiculous is funny. Haha funny. Uranus level funny. But the kind of PC absurdity we saw on the uptick last year with the goal from deranged PC'ers to get government, and universities, and the entertainment industry to follow along needs a swift kick in the Uranus. Let's review, but I warn you these may cause you to snort out your beer through your nose.🍺 First off let's take a look at the college campus🏛. The place where in the old days you went to discover yourself, find your passion, get a broad education, learn how to guzzle from a 48oz beer bong, and work on your game... you know...never fail pick up lines... like "my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." That would work right? 🙈🙉🙊💩 Anyway, here is a collection of some especially ridiculous collegiate pc'ifications...
a homonymally correct analogy! Victimhood 101. As far as I know there are no college classes with that name. Instead they are called ________ (name of victim group) studies. Now time for our college visits. A Clemson university training course deemed expecting people to be on time⏰ was culturally insensitive. A Brooklyn college prof had to change his syllabus that said 10% of grade was on effort and that was deemed sexist. A Minnesota university said no to bringing a camel on campus for hump day because it might offend...who, smokers?
Some Berkeley students felt they couldn't take an in class exam because they lacked privilege. Remember boys and girls, if you had to create a problem in order to get out of a test, or to pass a class the problem never actually existed. Why do you think they invented summer school? Nice try though. 🍻 At Colorado State they deemed the phrase "long time, no see" as offensive to asians...because, Idk maybe they're just throwing Asians a bone since they are too smart for the Ivy's🙊. Mary Washington University changed their violent, threatening newspaper name from the Bullet, to the Blue and Gray. Wait until the statue🗿hating crowd gets wind of the that! Trinity University profs warned that communicating in #ALLCAPS🏒 with students would scare them...and that's a no no! A Pitzer College email instructed white women not to wear hoop earrings because it was cultural appropriation. No word yet if Captain Jack Sparrow sent a letter demanding women of color stop wearing hoop earrings as demeaning to fictitious pirates, aarrgh! I think I need some company and something to drink now. Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum!😜🍹Speaking of cultural appropriation, one of the Kardashian/Jenner clan was accused of it for wearing hair twists. Huh? Seems like Travis Scott, Kanye West and Tristan Thompson are better examples of being appropriated... just saying!🙈 Also, just wondering... but if a person of color dyes their hair blonde is that considered CA? Anyway, back to school... Evergreen University profs were told they had to consider student protesters feelings when grading because of emotional commitment to their cause. Several schools cancelled performances of The Vagina Monologues because it didn't include "wo-men without vaginas." 😂 One even cancelled because the author was white. Finally Chico State found a Christian club guilty of discrimination for requiring its leaders to be Christian. Gasp! What's next... you have to be admitted to the college to go there? Now of course the PC lunacy isn't confined to campus. The Puffington Host decreed "too" as sexist because it deprived women of "self- satisfaction." 🤔 A school system in Seattle declared Easter eggs too (oops) religious so they suggested "spring spheres" instead. Why not bunny🐇 eggs🐣? I suggest you eat a bunch of the little chocolate ones found in every rabbit hutch!🐰💩🤮 I need a rinse.🍷A bathing suit ad 👙was deemed sexist because it showed a women in a bathing suit. Those Admen always trying to sell you something you don't need and are too stupid to know any better. Now of course it would be sexist if it was gratuitous.
Good morning boys and girls and if you're not sure just take a gander below the beltline... dangling♂️, non dangling♀️.🙈 Now that we are nearly a week into the new year🎉 it's a good time to review the previous year and resolve to do better this year. After all, we are in our 20s now and it's probably a good time to put away childish things. You're also old enough to drink which means act like it. You should also be well over your New Year's hangover so fill'em up! 🍸 Ok👌like the author of the above quote, George Carlin, I would like to call out stupid people for being stupid. Now of course I know that in modern restrictive parlance, stupid is the new "S" word. In fact today you can pretty much say the "seven dirty words you can't say on television" on television, but if you say stupid, or retarded you'll get the wrath of the pc crowd on you, suspended on Twitter, and if possible garroted on live YouTube or some other propaganda outlet. As adults we know when and where you can use those words. People don't make fun of people with real mental disabilities, except possibly Hollyweirders, #rickygervais #savage. And if they did they'd get their butt kicked by others around them. That's how you take care of that, while keeping the herd strong, and still protecting the disadvantaged. But what we've seen with growing regularity, and not the good fiber enriched kind💩, is the all out effort by stupid people to create victims in order to achieve some ulterior motive. 2019 saw the self proclaimed faux PC crowd ascend to the height of inanity. Their coordinated attacks on whatever fictitious outrage they pretended to feel achieved all time status in ridiculousness, which is ok in general, because hey, I'm a guy... ridiculous is funny. Haha funny. Uranus level funny. But the kind of PC absurdity we saw on the uptick last year with the goal from deranged PC'ers to get government, and universities, and the entertainment industry to follow along needs a swift kick in the Uranus. Let's review, but I warn you these may cause you to snort out your beer through your nose.🍺 First off let's take a look at the college campus🏛. The place where in the old days you went to discover yourself, find your passion, get a broad education, learn how to guzzle from a 48oz beer bong, and work on your game... you know...never fail pick up lines... like "my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." That would work right? 🙈🙉🙊💩 Anyway, here is a collection of some especially ridiculous collegiate pc'ifications...
a homonymally correct analogy! Victimhood 101. As far as I know there are no college classes with that name. Instead they are called ________ (name of victim group) studies. Now time for our college visits. A Clemson university training course deemed expecting people to be on time⏰ was culturally insensitive. A Brooklyn college prof had to change his syllabus that said 10% of grade was on effort and that was deemed sexist. A Minnesota university said no to bringing a camel on campus for hump day because it might offend...who, smokers?
Some Berkeley students felt they couldn't take an in class exam because they lacked privilege. Remember boys and girls, if you had to create a problem in order to get out of a test, or to pass a class the problem never actually existed. Why do you think they invented summer school? Nice try though. 🍻 At Colorado State they deemed the phrase "long time, no see" as offensive to asians...because, Idk maybe they're just throwing Asians a bone since they are too smart for the Ivy's🙊. Mary Washington University changed their violent, threatening newspaper name from the Bullet, to the Blue and Gray. Wait until the statue🗿hating crowd gets wind of the that! Trinity University profs warned that communicating in #ALLCAPS🏒 with students would scare them...and that's a no no! A Pitzer College email instructed white women not to wear hoop earrings because it was cultural appropriation. No word yet if Captain Jack Sparrow sent a letter demanding women of color stop wearing hoop earrings as demeaning to fictitious pirates, aarrgh! I think I need some company and something to drink now. Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum!😜🍹Speaking of cultural appropriation, one of the Kardashian/Jenner clan was accused of it for wearing hair twists. Huh? Seems like Travis Scott, Kanye West and Tristan Thompson are better examples of being appropriated... just saying!🙈 Also, just wondering... but if a person of color dyes their hair blonde is that considered CA? Anyway, back to school... Evergreen University profs were told they had to consider student protesters feelings when grading because of emotional commitment to their cause. Several schools cancelled performances of The Vagina Monologues because it didn't include "wo-men without vaginas." 😂 One even cancelled because the author was white. Finally Chico State found a Christian club guilty of discrimination for requiring its leaders to be Christian. Gasp! What's next... you have to be admitted to the college to go there? Now of course the PC lunacy isn't confined to campus. The Puffington Host decreed "too" as sexist because it deprived women of "self- satisfaction." 🤔 A school system in Seattle declared Easter eggs too (oops) religious so they suggested "spring spheres" instead. Why not bunny🐇 eggs🐣? I suggest you eat a bunch of the little chocolate ones found in every rabbit hutch!🐰💩🤮 I need a rinse.🍷A bathing suit ad 👙was deemed sexist because it showed a women in a bathing suit. Those Admen always trying to sell you something you don't need and are too stupid to know any better. Now of course it would be sexist if it was gratuitous.
But that's never gratuitous! Take just a moment...ok #metoo. Now back to the caffeinated ☕environs of Seattle, a councilman has decided that hosing the poop and urine from the sidewalks was a micro aggression towards those who think that's where you go to the bathroom🚽 as well as somehow being racially insensitive. Which race? Dogs🐶? Cats🐱? Pigeons🕊? And finally, the magazine that tells you how to be feminist everyday, Everyday Feminism, has deemed trigger warning, a trigger for anyone who has felt triggered by a trigger...you know...t.r.i. double guh...er! And if you don't recognize that Winnie character then you don't know Pooh! Oh well boys and girls, that was last year... time to move on into the 20s and a period in time that you youngins like to refer to as adulting. A time when experience and a good bottle of booze will solve your problems as far as you know.🍾 Besides nobody ever started #WWIII while drinking a nice Barolo, Hendricks or Pappy. Barkeep! Besides, that 72 virgin thing is fake news. Now let's slay this year and be like The Killers... and follow me, The Man...
I'm the man, come round
Nothing can break, you can't break me down
Nothing can break, you can't break me down
I got gas in the tank
I got money in the bank
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man
I got skin in the game
I don't feel no pain
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man
I got money in the bank
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man
I got skin in the game
I don't feel no pain
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man
Who's the man? Who's the man?
I'm the man, I'm the man
Who's the man with the plan?
I'm the man
I'm the man, I'm the man
Who's the man with the plan?
I'm the man
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