Clowns to the left of me...

With clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right, means we're lucky to be stuck with you Antoinette.

Good morning America! We are into our second week of Advent which means if you're like me you still haven't done any Christmas shopping. What do you think Christmas Eve is for anyway?🥂Cheers! However, besides shopping there are still other things to occupy our time and perhaps foremost on that list is the fact that today is Weary Willie Day!🙊 Of course this stands to reason since this is the day after a weekend and perhaps if you read my blog last week you might assume that when talking about weary willie's the subject is probably stocking stuffers.🙈😉 But hold on mon frère. Remember, never assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me! And nobody cares about Uranus because actually what Weary Willie Day is is the day set aside to recognize clowning and its impact on our lives🤡. Emmett Kelly developed Weary Willie in 1898 as the sad, down on his luck clown😒 as opposed to the goofy clown🤡 and long before the creation of the scary clown👹. What's important about this day is the perpetual clown show🎪 we find ourselves in currently that has all these representatives and one of the biggest motivations to drink.🍺 The clown car is filled to the brim you might say. And speaking of scary clown and Uranus, the newest craze for the crazy clowns out there is something called Perineum Sunning! You heard/ smelled that right. The newest health craze for the scary wellness clowns is getting some sun where the sun don't shine. 🌑🙊🙉🙈🌞😷🤡! In case you're interested in this particular act of clowning and want to get your shot of vitamin D anally, then you should consider following noted, and I'm not making this up, butthole sunning influencer "Ra of Earth" for step by step guide to worshipping the sun with your backdoor. I don't know about you, but that sounds Gaia!🌎 Now along the same lines (though obviously not tan lines) and staying with the scary as well as goofy clown theme that makes other clowns sad, we arrive at the ultimate clown show, more commonly known as the Schiff Show💩. You're probably gonna want to refill your glass at this point. 🍸That should remove the taint from what I'm about to share with you. 🤮 Of course impeachment is a serious thing so I guess serious and sad clown is appropriate... the problem is that impeachment because "you" lost an election, and suffer TDS, and don't like the things the Prez tweets about you, and as a deflection to acts that you yourself are guilty of is clownish to the extreme! That's the deranged clown!👺Especially when you can provide not one fact, only supposition and hearsay and there wasn't any quo for the quid. But hey, as impeachers and clown whisperers made plain, "hearsay can be much better evidence than first hand information." Huh? 🤔 Barkeep...

Of course the impeachment hoax is a clown show, and with no football 🏈on during the daytime it's nice to have escapist television to watch since it's hard to find old Three Stooges episodes anymore. So if you're still in the mood for some clowning around you could dig up famous non-sexist Howard Stern interview with #HRC if you're still #withher. You can even hear how she believes everyone is a Russian agent except her who's foundation is filled with rubles. If you don't believe me just read her emails. Oh wait... you can't. In that case try reading anything those clowns of the #fraudsquad say...or  maybe visit them at their favorite haunt, Chuck E Cheese...that will give you more chuckles than a Senator Schumer!🤔😂 Btw, "if a clown farts, does it smell funny?" - Eric Swalwell.🙉 Speaking of stupid things that make you laugh, Nancy Pelosi said, "Unemployment benefits create jobs faster than almost any initiative you can name." She also said, "just because you're here illegally doesn't mean you broke any laws."🤔 Of course you could listen to Uncle Joe for what is known as incoherent laughs, or creepy clown laughs when he recounts kids playing with his hairy legs at the pool. 😱And let's not forget the clown show known as the MSM... you know the nattering nabobs of negativism 🤪who have had a chokehold on public opinion for decades and have recast themselves as the public relations arm of the progressive agenda. (Read propaganda arm) Hitler and Goebbels got nothing on these guys. Consider this important piece of investigative journalism from that reputable rag, Business Insider..."Trump's salt and pepper shakers 🧂tower over everyone else's." Their conclusion... must be a power move. That would be clownish... or maybe it was just a slow news day, and that was as creative as the MSM could be in their TDS stories. Hey every article can't be a winner... Just stick to the mantra,  "if at first you don't impeach, then try, try again." Well I think I've clowned around enough and besides I've worked up a thirst. 🍷Ahhh! Saluti. Well I could have talked about the three clowns who will be left after the first few primaries.  You know, the one who wants to buy the election with his money before the Bloom wears off, and the 2 who want to buy the election with our money... the only two candidates who will be left of color... both Red... the Squaw and the Commie. But all this clowning has got me down like Weary Willie. Kind of like the the Clown whisperers who piled out of their REO Speedwagon and are trying to Take it on the Run...

But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheap when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line
But I'm telling you, babe
That I don't think it's true, babe
And even if it is keep this in mind

You take it on the run baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it, not for a minute
You're under the gun so you take it on the run

You're thinking up your white lies
You're putting on your bedroom eyes
You say you're coming home but you won't say when
But I can feel it coming
If you leave tonight keep running
And you need never look back again...

Heard it from a friend who

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin' around