The Real World

Like Marx said, you may not be crazy about reality, but it's the only place to get a good meal... Groucho Marx that is Antoinette!

Ok America... which is it? Sticks and stones can break your bones🦴, but words will never harm you, or words matter📖?  Well of course like most things it's somewhere in the middle. Words do matter. They matter in eloquent elocutions of enduring entreaties entitling everyone eternal entitlements existent in every earthbound entity... the US Constitution with Bill of Rights📜. Notice that it says rights...not lefts, not wrongs🚫! Words matter in polite company... save the locker room talk for the locker room🏈, golf course⛳, losing team fandom😪, rap songs🎶 and basement dwelling trolls👹 who are afraid to fight with sticks and stones. And of course around mom👩, grandma🧓, all church ladies👵 and little children👼. You're too old to be taken behind the woodshed unless it's for a swig from Uncle Fred's jug🍺. But of course in this current state of affairs where many "dims" see bogeymen🧟‍♂️ behind every letter, every syllable and every hurtful word it's become increasingly hard to formulate a coherent sentence because normal speech is not allowed in these Politically correct times. Oops! See what I did there? I've already violated the nazi police state of restricted reference. Darn... did it again... I've offended a nazi! Sorry PC'ers, antifa, LGBTQXPALIDOCIOUS et al...my B! I know norm implies others are not normal...🤪hence my choice for the word, and politically correct implies people are being too sensitive😰 and diminishes their views which of course I am. I mean I could just say have a nice big cup of STFU☕ but I'm not in a locker room or basement at the present. Just so we are on the same page here let me do a quick list of words and phrases that would make word nazi's seek their own basement bunker. You might want to fill up on an adult beverage🍸 before you read this: psycho, schizo, nuts,  soup nazi or any other kind, blind spot, blind alley, lame, are you deaf, thug, illegal alien, legal alien, third world(hey that's still good enough for the Bronze!🥉), man up, ladies lingerie👙, handicap parking♿, freshmen🤓, hip hip hooray, cake walk, starving, basket case, long time no see, no can do, hysterical, grandfathered in, gendered pronouns, peanut gallery, spaz, hooligans, cannibals, mumbo jumbo, fuzzy wuzzy, moron, rule of thumb, eskimo, drink the the kool-aid, tipping point, off the reservation, spinster and now add America/American🇺🇸 to the list! Of course this begs the question AYFKM? 

Better pour me another Mick! Let's start with America... of course by calling US America we are somehow leaving out other people of North, South and Central America. 20 milion illegal and the like legal aliens would suggest we aren't leaving anyone out no matter if they are straight, normal, gay, crooked, retarded, psycho, schizo, spastic, thugs, hooligans, or even cannibals as far as I know... hey it's the United States of Americans. But I don't think the PC soup nazi's living in this American bisque have thought this through. First of all American is derived from an Italian import named Amerigo Vespucci, so does that mean the Eyeties are the native Americans? Where does that leave the polacks, micks, krauts, limeys, frogs, ski's, commies, etc...not to mention Navajo, Arapahoe, Washoe or any other Hoe 🙊for that matter? And if you can't say American, how's my colored brother from a different mother going to refer to themselves, African-United Stateser? Latin-Estados Unidoser? Asian-United Statessun? Besides MUSGA doesn't MAGA as pleasantly to the ear. Nobody is going up to a kid with special difficulties and calling them retarded, and if they did, normal people would beat their ass👊. But if a medically normal person is acting retarded... call them out on it. If your kids, or spouse aren't paying attention or listening to you and you shout "are you deaf," 🙉no biggie... the deaf person in the room can't hear you...just like your kids/spouse. Getting upset about that is like the ref throwing a flag that has nothing to do with the play and nobody got hurt...or the ump screwing up the call because he's blind 🙈as a bat! Sorry bats🦇! This is all bat sh#@ crazy! And Sorry not sorry dingbat! Apparently I have something against bats. Anyway, if someone is acting psycho☠, schizo🤪, or cannibalistic🍽 that's easy...see something, say something!🤔 Remember, making fun of someone no matter who they are, how they look or where they come from is the American dream🇺🇸! What's more democratic than that? The First Amendment is maybe the greatest freedom even when you say something stupid or have "Schiff for brains!" 🤣Btw, Schiff chairing the intelligence committee is about as retarded as when Qaddafi chaired the Human Rights Council for the UN...talk about a mo-ron and a psycho! What we don't need is more rules, more restrictions and more protections that just weaken the herd.🐂 That's just a road to extinction🚷. And does anyone else think it's ironic that Ivy league ivory tower types👨‍🎓 think it's ok to restrict asians🇨🇳 from their classrooms but are fine with open borders🏊‍♂️ just because if they made it merit based they'd have more Chins than a Chinese phonebook?🤔 Now who are those non-Asian students going to sit next to on exam day? Oh that's right...nobody is graded anymore... that would be oppressive and demeaning when they realize how stupid they are!🤪 A real American🗽 can handle statues🗿, place names🏫, paintings and vocabulary. What we don't want is an America where, "Every record has been falsified, every book rewritten, every painting repainted, every statue and building had been renamed... history has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right." - George Orwell, 1984. Unfortunately, there are those who look at 1984 as an instruction manual instead of the dire warning it is. Oh well, I know this will trigger somebody and they might even be upset with my lack of verbal pc'ification but remember judging me for judging is judging and that's wrong... unless you have TDS then apparently you can say what you want. I say no more pc'ification! (kind of a homonym pun,😉 ) It's time to strengthen the herd...man up...say what you want to normal people, just be polite around women, children🤱 and places of worship💒. For the rest of you, did you hear the one about the Irish guy, a Dyke and a Chinaman at the Whole Foods vegan outlet... of course not! That ain't the real world. You can smoke cigars in the real world. Now I just need a Matchbox or 20, and a dose of the Real World...

I wonder what it's like to be the head honcho
I wonder what I'd do if they all did just what I said
I'd shout out an order, I think we're out of this man get me some
Boy don't make me wanna change my
tone, my tone

Straight up, what did you hope to learn about here
If I were someone else, would this all fall apart
Strange, where were you, when we started this gig
I wish the real world, would just stop hassling me