Right Thinking

If you're too busy now, Alcohol you later Antoinette. 

Well boys and girls if you're lucky like me you woke up to a beautiful spring day, warm temperatures and a week ahead that has much to celebrate🎉. Of course the best way to celebrate is to uncork a bottle of your favorite wine🍾, pour yourself a frosty brew🍺, or sip from your favorite whiskey glass. Better yet, do all three... go big or go home🍸! This week is all about being Right!☝️ First tonight you want to be Right on who you bet on to win the NCAA tournament🏀 or you'll be Left with no dough😭, and later this week you'll want to pick the Right golfer🏌️‍♂️ to win the Green Jacket at the Master's or you'll be Left with a big hole in your wallet👎. Fore🤕! So make sure to bet the Right way🤑! It's also a big week in the history of these here United States 🇺🇸and we always want to be on the Right side of history. This week 158 years ago saw 11 states secede from the nation because the first Republican president was elected leading to the terrible event we call the Civil War🧨. Four years later and 154 years ago this same week the nation finally saw it come to an end along with our nation's unsavory connection to slavery🎆. Our country emerged on the Right side of history and forged a new stronger America in part led by a patriotic and loyal South who have since placed themselves on the Right side of history where the value lies in the individual, free from the plantation or the big government slave masters who would have you believe that they'll take care of you. That lunacy will be Left to those still worshipping at the altar of the 20th century's most diabolical conceit... socialism👹...slavery by a different name and in sheep's clothing. Don't be a sheep, be a lion... remember might makes Right🦁! Everyone else just gets Left-overs...#bernwarrenharrisaocetal🦄💩! It's kind of ironic that the Democrats haven't been this mad at a Republican President like they are now since the first one, Abe, took their slaves away! 🙈🙉🙊

You know who else is Right? Buddha! Today marks the birthday of the loveable, monk, sage, philosopher, golf aficionado🏌️‍♂️ (big hitter the Buddha), teacher and religious leader with the beer gut. You know how you get a beer gut? You drink beer that's how...also known as Nirvana btw🍻. (Good advice would be to rub Buddha's belly for good luck before placing any bets this week...just saying) Buddha figured out a way of living that is good enough for a few hundred million adherents today, because after all, who doesn't want to achieve total consciousness and have that going for you...which is nice. Just remember...gunga lagunga!🤔 Now it's time for the really heavy stuff to come down.☔ Back nearly three millennia ago, Prince Siddhartha 🤴gave up a kingdom to become a Monk because he realized there were better things than getting his palaces🏰 featured on MTV Cribs. He was also looking for a way for mankind to achieve Nirvana without constantly reincarnating themselves until you got it Right! Remember, sometimes you come back Left as a bug 🦟or a jackass🐴! That's no way to Nirvana... even the Beatles🐞 found that out this week back in 1970 when they were Left without a band🎸🥁. No the Buddha figured out that Nirvana is the extinguishing of the "fires" of desire, hatred, and ignorance, that keep the cycle of suffering and rebirth going. Nirvana is also regarded as the "end of the world", in that no personal identity or boundaries of the mind remain... just total consciousness like Carl Spackler😎! He also said there are "four noble truths"...suffering is an ingrained part of existence; the origin of suffering is craving for sensuality, acquisition of identity, and fear of annihilation; that suffering can be ended which is Nirvana; and that following the Eightfold Path is the means to accomplish this which proves that Buddha is Right...the Eightfold Path is the Right View, Right Intention, Right Speech, Right Action, Right Livelihood, Right Effort, Right Mindfulness, and Right Concentration which means it's very unlikely the #AOC will ever be Right! Yeah #metoo! Time to be on the Right side of history, and the Right side of Nirvana. Don't come back as a donkey, just achieve total consciousness because then you will always be Right. And if I were you I wouldn't bet on Phil Mickelson this week at the Master's or Maduro in Venezuela...I don't think it's a good week to be known as Lefty! Alright time to go work on your Buddha gut and achieve your own Nirvana with something delicious... something that will get you Right and into Seventh Heaven, so you might as well put some music on because it's only Monday and we need to go all week...and what better way to Rock Around the Clock🕰 than to celebrate the song that blazed a new musical trail🎸 like a Comet🌠this week back in1954...Rock-N- Roll...with some help from Bill Haley:

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight...

When the chimes ring five, six and seven

We'll be right in seventh heaven
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight