This week is not for the weak!
If you go to the gym today you won't be Gras on Mardi Antoinette
Well people (hopefully that doesn't trigger those who identify as non people) it's a new day, a new week, and a new month. We are March'ing towards spring and hopefully some global warming🌍...well actually I'll settle for Local warming🏖. Hmm, maybe I should buy a couple of flatulent cows and speed this thing up. 🐂However, I do find it surprising that with all the hot air🌬🌡 being spewed around the "swamp" these days from the braying Jack/Jenny asses that the temperature isn't tropical. Oh well, we'll just have to warm up on the inside with our favorite adult beverage 🍺while we wait for the cow farts and Pol farts to take effect🏜. It shouldn't take too long now since the "Cohen of Silence" was broken last week. With his testimony, grandstanding politicians, and MSM coverage ad nauseam🙉 the carbon footprint over the capital will make this city feel like Havana or Caracas in no time💣⌛. What's that you say? Oh, it feels like those places already because we are feeling the Bern🔥! And the #AOC🤡! Talk about hot air. Speaking of which did anyone else see the irony in congresswoman DW Shultz, who rigged the DNC primaries so #imwithered could win before "What Happened" happened, then had to resign, was questioning Cohen, who will spend 3 years in prison for lying, about whether Trump rigged the election with Russians?🤔 You can't make this up! Even more reason to drink🍸 and wash the carbon out of your mouth was last week's incestuous lovefest of Hollyweird. Speaking of Irony, Havana and Caracas, now I know why they call it the Red Carpet. Oscar night is where the real acting takes place. Where Spike Lee put on a performance for the ages 🙈cuz once again he lost out on holding the little man to yet another movie about chauffeurs and improving race relations... what, that's racist?! Hmm, and another racist statue🗿! Of course the real acting was the collective ability to be overly dramatic in a comedy! The award goes to everyone in attendance. You know, where the nation's wealthy and privileged class gathered to lecture America on wealth and privilege. Sing it Alanis! 👩🎤What's the likelihood that they all rode the bus or carpooled to the after parties?🚘🛥🚁🤔 The surest sign of privilege is griping about privilege in a tux or a dress that you have to glue to your boobies...to avoid a Janet J moment. Oh well, those were moments to wash away with drink last week🥂. However this week we have some fun things to drink about. First of all today is a good day to practice drinking for tomorrow. 🍻 If you need a reason just celebrate the anniversary of the founder of the Democratic party, Andy Jackson, who was inaugurated on this day in 1829 and opened up the White House🏛 to 20,000 of the common man...the people the party used to represent🙊. You didn't even have to be on the list. It was a major rager kegger... and with whiskey not beer🎉. It did get a little out of hand though and several acted deplorably...kind of like Boston or Philly after a super bowl!🏈 Of course we are practicing tonight to get ready for "slim challenged Tuesday."
The last night of bacchanalian festivities 🍾and debauchery😜 before the 40 days of Lent. Probably a good idea to go with the hard stuff tomorrow🍸, then relax with wine 🍷until Easter. And since what you give up for Lent should be hard, I will give up making fun of the Green New Deal😆. I was tempted to give up making fun of the #AOC, but that would be just setting myself up for failure. Now of course after Tuesday you get to Ash Wednesday...the day to repent and show penitence. And believe me if you do Shrove Tuesday right you'll be penitent. Well luckily for you this Wednesday gives you something to help...it was on this day that Bayer invented aspirin. 🙏 Might want to wash it down with a Bloody Mary... it's important to get right back up on that horse after you fall. Then if you're still feeling ill the next day, or even if you're not but want to pretend that you are... Thursday gives you another reason to celebrate because that's the date when A.G. Bell invented the telephone. Just call in sick! You're welcome! Then TGI Friday, which is its own weekly excuse to celebrate, but if you'd like an additional reason I'll give you two. If you're a new age socialist Democrat like the #AOC or the Bern then of course you can celebrate the first of the Russian Revolutions...the one where they didn't go far enough left off the cliff. You'll have to wait until November to take that big plunge!💥 Hmm, I think that's an allegory, metaphor, analogy and parable all rolled up in one! Now if you're on the right side of history you can celebrate the date Ronnie called the Soviets an "Evil Empire" and began the destruction of a bad philosophy, a bad wall, and bad economics.🇺🇸 Now that should get you to the weekend where the golf season🏌️♂️ is heating up and baseball spring training⚾️ is going full bore! Do you think we can trade a couple admirers of socialism to Cuba and Venezuela for a couple pitching prospects for the local "swamp team?" Yeah you're right... they're only bloviating hot air... they wouldn't agree to the trade. Besides they have spotty internet... how would they get likes for their selfies? 🤳Oh well, maybe I'll just stay in and rest up this weekend with my buddies Paul and Art and reflect amidst the Sounds of silence..
Well people (hopefully that doesn't trigger those who identify as non people) it's a new day, a new week, and a new month. We are March'ing towards spring and hopefully some global warming🌍...well actually I'll settle for Local warming🏖. Hmm, maybe I should buy a couple of flatulent cows and speed this thing up. 🐂However, I do find it surprising that with all the hot air🌬🌡 being spewed around the "swamp" these days from the braying Jack/Jenny asses that the temperature isn't tropical. Oh well, we'll just have to warm up on the inside with our favorite adult beverage 🍺while we wait for the cow farts and Pol farts to take effect🏜. It shouldn't take too long now since the "Cohen of Silence" was broken last week. With his testimony, grandstanding politicians, and MSM coverage ad nauseam🙉 the carbon footprint over the capital will make this city feel like Havana or Caracas in no time💣⌛. What's that you say? Oh, it feels like those places already because we are feeling the Bern🔥! And the #AOC🤡! Talk about hot air. Speaking of which did anyone else see the irony in congresswoman DW Shultz, who rigged the DNC primaries so #imwithered could win before "What Happened" happened, then had to resign, was questioning Cohen, who will spend 3 years in prison for lying, about whether Trump rigged the election with Russians?🤔 You can't make this up! Even more reason to drink🍸 and wash the carbon out of your mouth was last week's incestuous lovefest of Hollyweird. Speaking of Irony, Havana and Caracas, now I know why they call it the Red Carpet. Oscar night is where the real acting takes place. Where Spike Lee put on a performance for the ages 🙈cuz once again he lost out on holding the little man to yet another movie about chauffeurs and improving race relations... what, that's racist?! Hmm, and another racist statue🗿! Of course the real acting was the collective ability to be overly dramatic in a comedy! The award goes to everyone in attendance. You know, where the nation's wealthy and privileged class gathered to lecture America on wealth and privilege. Sing it Alanis! 👩🎤What's the likelihood that they all rode the bus or carpooled to the after parties?🚘🛥🚁🤔 The surest sign of privilege is griping about privilege in a tux or a dress that you have to glue to your boobies...to avoid a Janet J moment. Oh well, those were moments to wash away with drink last week🥂. However this week we have some fun things to drink about. First of all today is a good day to practice drinking for tomorrow. 🍻 If you need a reason just celebrate the anniversary of the founder of the Democratic party, Andy Jackson, who was inaugurated on this day in 1829 and opened up the White House🏛 to 20,000 of the common man...the people the party used to represent🙊. You didn't even have to be on the list. It was a major rager kegger... and with whiskey not beer🎉. It did get a little out of hand though and several acted deplorably...kind of like Boston or Philly after a super bowl!🏈 Of course we are practicing tonight to get ready for "slim challenged Tuesday."
"Fools" said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence
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