April Fool's Day is Definitely April Fools' Day

Punctuation can be a life or death matter Antoinette and that's no fooling!

Now lest you pessimistic types think that's hyperbole, let me punctuate my point by punctiliously pointing out possible areas of darkness, penumbras if you will, where the paucity of clarity may turn your mental perambulations into a pirate's plea to walk the plank. Phew! I think you know where I'm going with this polemic. In the present state of pandemic politics perhaps precipitated by people eating pangolins (psst, not "people eating pangolins"... those would be scary🤔😉) in the People's Republic🇨🇳, we find ourselves drifting apart like the Pangea of past. Perhaps it's the paedarchy we find ourselves living in currently headed by a pachyglossal president propped up by puppeteers and his prurient playmate... the laughing hyena Kamalalala Dingdong.  But these are perilous times and we need the best and brightest inside the beltway. Instead, now with one slip of 15 million harvested votes we see this sign when we cross Memorial Bridge...

The short bus should never be for the leader of the free world. No disrespect intended, but if you want to elect someone who if they were your grandpa you wouldn't leave in charge of your little kids, or you would tell your older kids to look after grandpa when you went out, and you certainly would never let them drive themselves it's probably a good idea not to leave them in charge of the button! Dementia is serious and sad, but a fawning press pretending what's obvious isn't, like the pages of an Orwellian paperback and praises the press conference that wasn't proves how perilous is our present condition. If you can't get through a prescripted presser, with pre-written answers on a prompter where you never have to be impromptu and you can't get through questions as hard as "do you think the border is being flooded because people think you're a decent guy"...then we're in for a long down hill ride.  Where are all the photos (silent p) of the border crises now, btw? One that is, by last estimate 7 times as bad as during the previous president. I know orange man bad, but...🤷‍♂️just saying. I'm sure K Dingdong, the #AOC and the rest will fix that asap. Between the press and the politicians it's kind of hard to discern who is the bigger clown show🤡... at least one guy has a medical excuse for his Dementia. 

Unfortunately, there are other reasons that punctuate why these are dangerous times including the perils of politicians who think the Constitution is unConstitutional📜. Por ejemplo, ponder the following sign, 

I'm sure we all can agree that hunting pedestrians out of season and without license to do so on our public trails should be frowned upon. Just as should be exploiting cherry picked tragedies to advance unconstitutional goals #secondamendment while ignoring #terrorism; fomenting racial divides prematurely #asianhate when the more serious issue of #Asiansexslaves looms large, and ignoring the nearly 20,000 murders in 2020 (increase of 5000) which largely occurred in Black/Blue cities, in blue states, with hard-core gun laws and race baiting politicians, but without support for the boys in Blue. Seems to this pair of eyes that the Party in Blue representing people of color is like having Plantation owners representing slaves. What do you think of that #BLM? Hmm, maybe that's just my #whiteprivilege showing through. 

Another big problem is what and who to believe these days. We can't help but be pessimistic since, seek as we might, no palladian sage has emerged, and the majority of the Press has become little more than the sychophantic propaganda arm of a certain party, are as believable as Pinocchio 🤥 and as competent in the English language as, idk, Ozzy Osbourne! Take for instance..

Now, I don't want to say pooh pooh to pooches and shared gene pools without ever partaking, and maybe with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti🍷 I'd be more open minded. I mean afterall, she's in the prime of her life and could probably make another family. Not to mention there are always pets to be rescued, or would that be recipe'd? 🤔 But the point is I think we as a nation need to pay more attention to the phony (silent P) pabulum pushed on our palate by pretenders and prevaricators pushing an agenda of dependent paternalism. And we certainly don't need to eat our own. We aren't guppies🐠! We are adults if we are over 18 and not basement dwelling (unless of course it's a mancave with stocked bar... speaking of which, 🍸...perfect)... where was I? Oh yes... basement dwelling pantophobists afraid of our own shadow and a maskless world😰. Unfortunately, paranoia is now so prevalent in our society that people are willing to lap up any humbug thrown their way even when science (sorry but you will really have to dig to find real, hard peer reviewed science) tells you that you're living in la la land if you think the masks people wear daily is stopping the Wuhan Wham Bam. If so then you are a science denier, but a political science affirmer. While it might minimally reduce the rate of spread, the only option to stop it is social isolation (unworkable long term), vaccinations and herd immunity. If it was working they wouldn't tell you to wear 2. The way people wear masks to prevent the Chinese Kung Flu is like wearing nylons as a condom... in other Communist words, it's just like playing Russian roulette. Oops, preggers 🤰again. Don't worry, the next generation name has already been picked... the coronials🤣. The science that is real is that with vaccines and the amount of people already infected we will have herd immunity by the end of April. No fooling according to the head of Johns Hopkins head of virology. The paranoid panic peddlers are losing their control over the competent masses and self admitted manipulator Fauci is personally pouting that his cover boy days are passing away and after he was embarrassed by Sen/Dr. Rand Paul in senate hearings petulantly pouted that his claims weren't just theater and even doubled down that people should still wear 2 masks after vaccinating despite what ALL SCIENTIFIC STUDIES SAY! Time to get all the kids in school (American Pediatrics), because they don't get it, or spread it. Get people back to work normally (because as Pfizer silent P said) they are bulletproof with vaccines and not one scientific study suggests people will get reinfected or spread after vaccines, and always be mindful if you're at risk. I would also add that through independent study I can confirm my vaccination regimen requires semi daily boosters💉... but is 110% (that might be hyperbole) effective. 🍸🥂🍾🍻🍷🍺Sidenote... do you think it's ironic that there is talk about a vaccine passport... you know...ID to do anything or go anywhere is being bandied about as a population control, but IDs for voting are racist? Or that kids aren't fully in school, but unvaccinated masses are let in at the border and immediately in school facilities while awaiting disposition? Just pondering. Well anyway... that was foolish and as you can see April Fools are plenty. I don't know what made me think of that tomfoolery, but suddenly I feel the need to P! 🤣 So  Happy Easter, avoid guys with 2 P names like Pontius Pilate and I'll leave it with Master P and his words of wisdom about making sure you know what Mr Ice Cream Man is selling...

Before jump in the game let's get one thing understood
If you sellin' that ice cream ya got to make sure it's good

Mr. Ice Cream Man
(Mr. Ice Cream Man)
Mr. Ice Cream Man
(Mr. Ice Cream Man)