Don't Drink The Kool-aid
I've decided not to drink any more Antoinette! Of course I'm not going to drink any less either.
Well it's getting to be that time of year. The holiday season🍗 is fast approaching and you know what that means... things get a little crazy🤪.
Maybe it's because it's getting dark earlier and "The Shining"🗡 effect gives everyone cabin fever. Or maybe it's the impending holidays spent with in laws🤦♂️🤦♀️, fruitcakes🎂, fruitcake euphemisms🧚🏿♂️, Black Fridays and mounting credit card debt💳, vacation traffic🚗🚙🚚🚔, tryptophan, static cling from too many layers, incessant efforts to impeach over failed attempts🚫 at framing the Prez while being televised ad nauseam, or maybe November just brings out the crazy in people making them walk around chanting "redrum." Yikes! Sometimes this craziness is laughable and sometimes it's tragic, and of course we know what that means... that's right...a good reason to drink. Barkeep... none of that Kool-aid, give me a taste of sanity!🍸...ahhhhhh! As any "good" lawyer will tell you, it's important to end your argument with your best point. With that in mind I'll start with the tragic events that November has left us with, before leaving you with something a little more uplifting or in the very least funny. Like Haha funny. Maybe even dad Joke funny😂. Now of course we all know what drink the Kool-aid means by this point. Well maybe millennials don't know why it means what it does, but I'm guessing they have a sense. What's that? "Ok boomer!"🤔 Anyway, drinking the Kool-aid is a sign that you're one of the sheeple🐏🐑. That morphed human sheep hybrid of drinking from the trough that nutbags like Jim Jones feed you. The mindless acceptance of swill you swallow in order to relieve yourself of responsibility, thought and self respect. This week marks the anniversary of when a Svengali convinced his followers first to kill a congressman and his delegation then commit mass suicide. Over 900 drank the kool-aid🥤. This month also marks the beginning of the Nuremburg trials. When many of the architects of National Socialism 👎who hadn't yet cowardly committed suicide were put on trial for getting millions of their countrymen and others to drink the Kool-aid that led to millions of casualties worldwide. The sheeple🐑 were led to believe someone else was the cause of their ills, and the state would provide all they needed as long as they did what they were told🗣. I mean who wouldn't sell out for a volkswagon🚗 und bier🍺!? Ach der lieber! Speaking of which... I'm gonna need a maas to rinse the bad taste🤮 of that thought. Ein bier bitte!🍺 And of course this month also lays claim to the tragic assassination of an American president by a Soviet communist admiring, Castro loving, cop killing sheeple who drank the Kool-aid of communism and followed his inner demons to ignominy. Baaaaa...d🐏.
How about a toast to the eternal flame? 🥂🇺🇸 Perhaps much of this can be explained by another November occurrence. This week in 1859, the Origin of the Species was published explaining the reason for the actions of mankind. We aren't sheeple, Darwin explained. We are really a bunch of monkeys🐒 who belong in a circus🎪. If you don't believe me just look at the performances in the Schiff Show 💩📺 now airing on the MSM. Monkeys🐵, clowns🤡 and the organ grinder himself, the Big Schiff💩 will be acting daily instead of doing one beneficial thing for this country. And like sheeple, the monkeys see, and the monkeys do...do!🙈🙉🙊💩 This week also saw the premier of a movie📽 that said no, we aren't sheeple. We aren't monkeys. We are cuckoos! One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is one of the best movies ever. The protagonist wanted to get out of doing hard time so he pretended to be insane 🤪 and ride out his sentence in a mental institution. Of course there he runs into a lot of oddballs, and also Nurse Ratched!🧟♀️ She was sort of a metaphor for our time and all the pc nazis, big government/brother/sister types who are trying to suck the life and liberty🗽 out of America. I think you know who I'm talking about. #AOC #hrc #Pelosi #fraudsquad #feelthebern #Fauxahontas #pctypes etc. Nurse Ratched was the cold passive aggressive tyrant, who tries to intimidate everyone into submission by more rules, restrictions, punishments and anything else that would sap the joy out of life. So what did they do... they lobotomized him🤕 like a sheep. No thanks... give me a drink and a cigar!🍷🚬 And then finally, this month gave us something else. It gave us the caveat lector of why you avoid the Kool-aid drinkers, the sheeple, the monkeys, the cuckoo's and those who seek to shepherd them into the darkness where liberty dies. There's only one way for life to begin...sperm!🙊 So what better lesson than reading about the epic pursuit of the sperm whale🐳 that sank the Essex⛵, and gave Melville the inspiration to create the perfect cautionary tale... Moby Dick. Now of course if you're a guy and you put sperm ~ and Moby Dick🐳 in the same sentence, that's funny, and if I could work in Uranus🌑 I would butt...I digress. The lesson here isn't sperm, or Moby Dick or even Uranus, it's the obsessive, single minded, exclusionary, illogical pursuit of an illusionary source to blame for all that ails you by those using tyrannical means. The Jim Jones's, Hitler's, Big Brothers and anyone that tries to get you to march in lockstep over the cliff. The world's crazy enough without losing our individuality. Time to remake November-Newvember. Pour out the Kool-aid, refill with adult beverage of choice🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺 and remember a little crazy is ok once in awhile, but it's the holidays. Where would you be without friends and family. Remember, like JFK said, "Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future." MAGA. Time to get the festivities started and celebrate our good fortune while we help those less so. And then maybe take some advice from Dobie Gray and turn to rock and roll when you wanna get lost for a bit and Drift Away
How about a toast to the eternal flame? 🥂🇺🇸 Perhaps much of this can be explained by another November occurrence. This week in 1859, the Origin of the Species was published explaining the reason for the actions of mankind. We aren't sheeple, Darwin explained. We are really a bunch of monkeys🐒 who belong in a circus🎪. If you don't believe me just look at the performances in the Schiff Show 💩📺 now airing on the MSM. Monkeys🐵, clowns🤡 and the organ grinder himself, the Big Schiff💩 will be acting daily instead of doing one beneficial thing for this country. And like sheeple, the monkeys see, and the monkeys do...do!🙈🙉🙊💩 This week also saw the premier of a movie📽 that said no, we aren't sheeple. We aren't monkeys. We are cuckoos! One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is one of the best movies ever. The protagonist wanted to get out of doing hard time so he pretended to be insane 🤪 and ride out his sentence in a mental institution. Of course there he runs into a lot of oddballs, and also Nurse Ratched!🧟♀️ She was sort of a metaphor for our time and all the pc nazis, big government/brother/sister types who are trying to suck the life and liberty🗽 out of America. I think you know who I'm talking about. #AOC #hrc #Pelosi #fraudsquad #feelthebern #Fauxahontas #pctypes etc. Nurse Ratched was the cold passive aggressive tyrant, who tries to intimidate everyone into submission by more rules, restrictions, punishments and anything else that would sap the joy out of life. So what did they do... they lobotomized him🤕 like a sheep. No thanks... give me a drink and a cigar!🍷🚬 And then finally, this month gave us something else. It gave us the caveat lector of why you avoid the Kool-aid drinkers, the sheeple, the monkeys, the cuckoo's and those who seek to shepherd them into the darkness where liberty dies. There's only one way for life to begin...sperm!🙊 So what better lesson than reading about the epic pursuit of the sperm whale🐳 that sank the Essex⛵, and gave Melville the inspiration to create the perfect cautionary tale... Moby Dick. Now of course if you're a guy and you put sperm ~ and Moby Dick🐳 in the same sentence, that's funny, and if I could work in Uranus🌑 I would butt...I digress. The lesson here isn't sperm, or Moby Dick or even Uranus, it's the obsessive, single minded, exclusionary, illogical pursuit of an illusionary source to blame for all that ails you by those using tyrannical means. The Jim Jones's, Hitler's, Big Brothers and anyone that tries to get you to march in lockstep over the cliff. The world's crazy enough without losing our individuality. Time to remake November-Newvember. Pour out the Kool-aid, refill with adult beverage of choice🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺 and remember a little crazy is ok once in awhile, but it's the holidays. Where would you be without friends and family. Remember, like JFK said, "Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future." MAGA. Time to get the festivities started and celebrate our good fortune while we help those less so. And then maybe take some advice from Dobie Gray and turn to rock and roll when you wanna get lost for a bit and Drift Away
Day after day I'm more confused
Yet I look for the light in the pouring rain
You know that's a game that I hate to lose
I'm feelin' the strain, ain't it a shame
Yet I look for the light in the pouring rain
You know that's a game that I hate to lose
I'm feelin' the strain, ain't it a shame
Oh, give me the beat boys, and free my soul
I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
Oh, give me the beat boys, and free my soul
I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
Beginning to think that I'm wastin' time
I don't understand the things I do
The world outside looks so unkind
So I'm countin' on you to carry me through
I don't understand the things I do
The world outside looks so unkind
So I'm countin' on you to carry me through
Oh, give me the beat boys, and free my soul
I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
Give me the beat boys, and free my soul
I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
And when my mind is free
You know a melody can move me
And when I'm feelin' blue
The guitar's comin' through to soothe me
Thanks for the joy that you've given me
I want you to know I believe in your song
Rhythm and rhyme and harmony
You help me along makin' me strong
You know a melody can move me
And when I'm feelin' blue
The guitar's comin' through to soothe me
Thanks for the joy that you've given me
I want you to know I believe in your song
Rhythm and rhyme and harmony
You help me along makin' me strong
Oh, give me the beat boys, and free my soul
I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
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